My older son loves poetry, so he was reading the following poem from "shel silverstein"and said, "mom, I think Solverstien has been to that forum too!"
God says to me with a kind of smile,
"Hey how would you like to be God awhile
And steer the world?"
"Okay," says I, "I'll give it a try.
Where do I set?
How much do I get?
What time is lunch?
When can I quit?"
"Gimme back that wheel," says God."I don't think you're quite ready yet."