Pledge of Allegiance

Oh! this is too funny:
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

~Jay Leno, Emmy-winning American comedian who is best known as the current host of NBC television's long-running variety and talk program The Tonight Show.